I am the curator here, if you are reading this then I am dead and the radioactive monkeys have won, never mind, lets crack on, ok if you made it this far you are curious as to what my books are like but not curious enough to bother reading one to find out, you want me to smooth talk you into it, you little minx! ok, well they are a hot mess of stupid events befalling stupid people, in a stupid fashion, in places that are very odd.
I am a twenty-five year old male stripper from Monaco, there are rumours going around that I am actually a middle-aged single dad from Blackburn in the UK but pay no attention to the haters, I have a PHD in English literature, again there are rumours circulating that actually I have very little education and am in fact severely dyslexic, this is only true if it wins a sympathy vote.
This is my state of the art studio apartment, office, creative laboratory style room that’s also my bedroom and where my kids play on Xbox. That’s my hat.
As you can see I am a humanoid of an indiscernible age, best guess would be mid twenties who writes a lot of books while wearing magnificent vests, below are said books, if you subscribe to this page you have my word I will not sell your details to an Indian call centre.
We have been selling comics ,action figures and gaming products since 1996 and started trading in Accrington.
Now based in Blackburn in a retail premises just opposite the town`s library,with a large gaming area to boot.We have been selling comics ,action figures and gaming products since 1996 and started trading in Accrington.
Now based in Blackburn in a retail premises just opposite the town`s library,with a large gaming area to boot.
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