HELLO! welcome to my shop for the strange, bizarre and silly.

I am the curator here, if you are reading this then I am dead and the radioactive monkeys have won, never mind, lets crack on, ok if you made it this far you are curious as to what my books are like but not curious enough to bother reading one to find out, you want me to smooth talk you into it, you little minx! ok, well they are a hot mess of stupid events befalling stupid people, in a stupid fashion, in places that are very odd.

I am a twenty-five year old male stripper from Monaco, there are rumours going around that I am actually a middle-aged single dad from Blackburn in the UK but pay no attention to the haters, I have a PHD in English literature, again there are rumours circulating that actually I have very little education and am in fact severely dyslexic, this is only true if it wins a sympathy vote.